The End of The World as We Know it!

And I Don't Feel so Good About it!!

OK, so I went to the target in Colleyville tonight. For those of you that don't know, Colleyville is a very affluent suburb that is next door to Bedford. I look up and there is a kid, probably 12 or so who looks odd to me. It took me a second to figure out what was wrong. Homeboy had a bad bleach blonde hairdo, but that wasn't what set him apart. He was wearing a freaking Member's Only jacket. I rubbed my eyes in disbelief. No way I thought. But yup. There it was.

Then I went huh. He was wearing some really bad acid washed jeans that were rolled up just the right way. Yikes! You know the way. We folded them when we rolled them so that they would make the jeans snug around the ankle and not come undone. What a fashion nightmare that part of my childhood was!

But then he topped off the entire ensemble in a way I couldn't have imagined. You remember the first generation Air Jordans that were red, black and white? You know the ones that everyone wanted. Well he didn't have those on. He had the really bad walmart knock-off version that none of us would ever wear because they were so hideous. Yep. They were on his feet. I couldn't believe it. I should have asked his mother if I could take his picture. I just couldn't do it with a straight face. But this just proves that fashion is idiotic and the end of the world is nigh.