Online dating sucks

I swear, this process is going to kill me. Every ad you read sounds exactly the same. Everyone is looking for the same cottonpicking thing and no one seems to be able to find it. I think all sites need a new questionaire. It should read something like this:
1. How much do you care about whether the person you date could model?

2. How much do you care whether or not your date can afford to live in Manhattan?

3. Exactly how biased are you towards folks with children?

Give me a break. Never in all my life have I read so much crap. Where do you meet someone these days. I would have worked a lot harder at finding a compatible mate in college had I realized how hard it is now.